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1.Where do you find MANGOES?Mango tree?Fruit shop?
No.......
Where ever WOMAN goes MAN-GOES peeche-peeche!!
2.Sardar is in s dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts his 1st leg and sayd ‘chal’ it walks,
He cuts his 2nd and 3rd leg and says ‘chal’ it walks,
He cuts all his legs and say ‘chal’ it does not move..
Finally he wrote the conclusion:
“After all the legs are cut cockroach becomes deaf”
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1.Q:Who have a double role in the movie Sholay?
A:King George
He is on both sides of coin.
2.What is color of frequency?
Purple
Unit of frequency-Hertz
You can write it as -1/sec
I.e. Par(per)second
In hindi,second is also called as ‘pal’ therefore :PARPAL...
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1.Q:What does an angrez says to his Indian Nauker who can only understand hindi if he wants him to open the door?
A:There was a cold day(say it fast)
2.Ek kana ladka ladki ko propose kare to konsa gana gayega?
Ek nazar se bhi pyar hota hai maine suna hai....
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