Double Meaning Jokes Facebook
1)Teacher: Give example for
‘Rai ka pahad banana..’
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Student: Padded bra..
2)Doctor to Female:
Kya aap delivery ke time..
bachche ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahogi?
bachche ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahogi?
Female: Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte.
Latest Double Meaning Jokes 2015
Mom: kyoki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand hai
Boy: To phir mera naam aisa kyo?
Mom: ‘Gotiya’ faltu ki bakwas bandd kar!!
Boy: To phir mera naam aisa kyo?
Mom: ‘Gotiya’ faltu ki bakwas bandd kar!!
2)Sharma ji ki party me dinner karte hue
Verma ji ke pas Mrs Sharma akar boli:
Bhaisaab,apne to kuch liya hi nahi!
Or 1 chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.
Bhaisaab,apne to kuch liya hi nahi!
Or 1 chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.
Party khatam hone par Sharma ji ne Verma ji se puchha:
Khana kaisa tha?
Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi badiya thi,
par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza aa gaya!
par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza aa gaya!
Best Double Meaning Jokes Facebook 2015
1)World’s shortest joke:-
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Papa, kasam se..
Deewar pe shampoo gira tha!!
Deewar pe shampoo gira tha!!
2)Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli:
Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi
Ladka: Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar
Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge!!
Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge!!
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