Best Whats App Jokes New Latest 2015

Whats App Jokes Latest 2015

1.Patni ne khas apne pati ke lie likha:

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me ,

Ye khayal ata h....

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me,

Ye khayal ata h....

Jab to 11:30 baje so jata h,

To agle din teraWhatsapp

Last seen 2:30 am kyu batata hai ??? :P 

2.Ek bhootni baal ktvane gai insan ke vesh me

Bhootni:Baal katvane hai

Naai:Baad me ana abhi busy hu...

tabhi bhootni ka jawab sunkr naai behosh

aisa kya kaha bhootni ne...
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Mundi rakhker ja rhi hu step cut ker dena baad me le jaungi... :P :)

Whats App Jokes New Status

1.PK style weather reporting

Mausam ek dum lul hui gawa hai

bole to

sasuri kabhi garmi lagat h kabhi thandi

kaunho firki le rha h hum logn ka

eee wrong no h

ee gola per mausam ka koi bharosa hi nahi

ek to thanda uper se e sasuri baarish

hum to confusia gaya hu 

ki sala sweater pehnu ya reincoat....

2.Pappu aur college ki ldki

Pappu college ki ladki ko bola " I Love You"

ab tum bhi bolo

Ladki: mai abhi sir ko jake bolti hu

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Pappu: Sir ko mt bol pagli unki shadi ho gyi h...

Best Jokes For WhatsApp 2015

1.Biwi aur Coolie ek platform pe:

Platform pe dher saara saman lie khadi ek aurat se coolie ne pucha 

"Coolie chaie"

Aurat ne badi vinamrata se jawab dia

"Nahi Bhaiya mere Pati mere sath hai " :P

2. Jalebi ke Female hone ke karan:

Jalebi ke female hone ke do karan h

Pehla ye ki vo meethi h

aur dusra

ki vo kabhi seedhi ni ho sakti.......