Best SMS Jokes Girls
1)A lady walks into her doctors office screaming. She yells, "Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?" The doctor asks, "Well, how long does the hair grow?" The lady replies, "From here to my penis,but that's a different story!"
2)Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mr in it; Female has male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women!
3)Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?Because, women don't have a wife.
4)Maths & Women are the two most complicated things in this world...But maths at least has some logic.
Latest SMS Jokes Girls
1)Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
2)After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
3)It's a fact: A girl may not help u to get lot of salary but... salary may help u to get lot of girls. So, love your work not girls!
4)A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession...even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an
accident, the newspaper will print your age!"
Popular SMS Jokes Girls
1)Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay.
2)Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing can't b heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls??
3)A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman & said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him & said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
4)Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I advised?Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
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