Best Husband Wife Jokes Facebook

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1)Husband is the head of the family

but remember

Wife is the neck of family

and neck can rotated head

in whatever direction it wants to.

2)A white couple gets a black child

Angry husband-you white me white..Child black.. How???

Wife replies-You hot Me Hot...Child burnt..

Husband Wife Jokes Facebook

1)True bravery is coming home late at night... fully drunk... wife waiting with a jhadu and
then saying..."Hey abhi tak safai ker rhi ho".

2)Wife-Our new neighbour kisses her wife whenever he goes out...why don't u ??

Husband-How can i ,,i don't even know her..

Husband Wife Best Jokes

1)One spelling mistake can destroy your life.

A Husband sent this to his wife:
I’m having a wonderful time
wish you were her (here).

2)Husband: (Calls up Hotel Manager from Room) Please Come Fast,

I am Having an Argument with My Wife & She Says She will Jump from ur Hotel Window.

Manager: Sir, I am Sorry, But this is ur Personal Issue.
Husband: Arre Kameene! The Window’s not Opening. This is a Maintenance Issue.